Park Avenue or Bust!

Chapter XII – The Return of Beaconsfield-Outremont

Of course, when one is caught in broad daylight trying to dislodge one’s underwear, one’s cheeks turn crimson. As to the cheeks I am referring to, being a lady with property in Mayfair, I leave it to the imagination of my readers to determine. I do not have anything against Montrealers. It is simply that… Continue reading Chapter XII – The Return of Beaconsfield-Outremont

Summer Short Shorts

Summer Short Shorts: A Vasa and Ypres Adventure – Part III

I was shocked. I was utterly bamboozled. I was firmly perplexed. Yet, above all, I was drenched in water from head to toe. My only consolation was that water had been the liquid of choice. Ypres had thrown a water balloon at me with the casual ease of a lobster on an afternoon stroll. Words… Continue reading Summer Short Shorts: A Vasa and Ypres Adventure – Part III

Summer Short Shorts

Summer Short Shorts: A Vasa and Ypres Adventure – Part II

It turns out that when one declares, in the middle of Hyde Park, “Sir, I insist that you immediately remove your shorts!” many people will start to stare. I felt the élan of my interjection had been reminiscent of Sir Laurence Olivier. Evidently, onlookers were not of the same mind. The air, which had been… Continue reading Summer Short Shorts: A Vasa and Ypres Adventure – Part II