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Park Avenue or Bust!

Chapter VII – A Transatlantic Flight

31/10/201611/12/2017 Vasa and Ypres11 Comments

“It might be proper to remove your sunglasses,” said Ypres. Her lobster eyes were staring at me. Intent, no doubt, on pairing her words with incontestable seriousness. I was busy going through the latest fashion magazines at the WHSmith in Heathrow’s Terminal 5. I was studying an ad for a glorious Dior dress when Ypres… Continue reading Chapter VII – A Transatlantic Flight

A Mayfair Conundrum

Chapter II – The Duchess

07/12/201507/12/2015 Vasa and Ypres7 Comments

As I have mentioned before, I took great care in ensuring my conversation with Ypres was not overheard. Alas, it appeared our tulip-based mirage had disappeared. The word “breast”, barely uttered from my mouth, was like a bombshell. Heads turned round to access the provenance of the syllables and their effect. Most eyes now became fixated… Continue reading Chapter II – The Duchess

A Mayfair Conundrum

Chapter I – An Observation

28/11/201529/03/2016 Vasa and Ypres47 Comments

I was exiting from the lavatory, which was not a mean feat, especially for a woman of my, shall we say, voluptuous build, when I was struck, rather uncharacteristically, by an idea. Well, to be honest, it was more of a thought than an idea. Actually, to be entirely accurate, it was an observation, which I… Continue reading Chapter I – An Observation

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